California is turning into Florida is turning into California

With Kelly in Cali and all of us here in Florida we are always keeping an eye on the weather.
Florida has somehow become a hurricane free zone. The last hurricane to hit Florida was in 2024. While Long Beach just got hammered by waves from Hurricane Marie.
Long Beach has had a long, hot and yes, even humid summer. OH THE HUMIDITY! People there were suffering because most (except Kelly!) don’t have AC.
Then one morning the news talking about how this could be the first time in 100 years that no.Atlantic hurricanes hit the USA. At the same time also taking about 3 major hurricanes in the Pacific. One of which got Hawaii pretty bad. It was also a day that it was hotter and more humid in Long Beach than it was in Jax Beach!

Later that day we called Kelly to tell her the bad news. California is Florida now and Florida is California. She said “no”.
What sealed the deal was the Black Cherry Fresca. Previously only available Florida. Not a single can in all of southern California. Kelly liked it. Drank it. She even transported Fresca across state lines (we think legally) and brought bunch home last time she was here.
Then low and behold, while it’s 72 feels like 72 in Jax Beach and 84 feels like 95 in Long Beach. While there are zero hurricanes in the Atlantic and 3 (of 6) hurricanes churning in the Pacific, which also includes hurricane Polo, at cat5+ !
Kelly scores Black Cherry Fresca at Ralph’s
With this Kelly had to admit, and I quote:
“California IS turning into Florida!”













