Sad Sack of Home Repair
My friends give me grief because I would rather pay someone to do a home repair rather than try to do it myself. Seems every time I try to tackle something around the house, I end up making things worse! There are many MANY stories. I’ll just give you my top three, in no particular order.
One day, years ago, I noticed the Dining room table was wobbly. A quick look under the table showed that there were only 3 screws securing the table top to the base. No Problemo! Mr. Fixit to the rescue. I grabbed a few more (6) screws and proceeded to secure the table. It wasn’t until I was done and ready to show off to Barb that I realized that I chose screws that were just a little too long, and now had 6 screws poking up through the table. “sigh* Covered the stupid holes with a bowl so I wasn’t reminded of my ineptitude. *sigh* Sold the stupid table at garage sale after kitchen remodel.
One day, a few years later, I noticed that our toilet was running. A quick look showed that all that I needed to do was to replace the handle. Easy! Went to the hardware store and got a new handle and proceeded home to do the easy change out. Since we are talking original toilet handle, it wouldn’t come off that easy! I tried WD-40 to loosen things up but darn if that handle was on there tight! OK. I give one good hard push and …..CRACK!!!!!!! The toilet tank cracked and water proceeded to flood the bathroom. *sigh* $2 handle turns into $100 toilet *sigh*
One day, a few weeks ago, I decided to power wash the house in preparation for Kelly’s grad party. I borrowed Armando’s pressure washer, got a quick lesson and off I went. So I’m power washing the house like a mad man. Loving the power! Its really working well. Then , right when I’m almost done, the pressure washer loses pressure. I look over at the pressure washer and notice smoke and water everywhere! Quickly turn everything off and notice that I got the hose too close to the motor and melted it. causing the hose to spring a leak. *sigh* borrowed pressure washer turns into $60 hose replacement *sigh* So I try to replace the hose and I can’t figure out how to get the old hose off! *sigh* Sorry Mando!
So next time you need something done around the house, give me a call!




